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Thursday, December 10, 2009
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Monday, October 26, 2009
Zzzzzzzzz
Friday, October 16, 2009
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Thursday, October 1, 2009
lol 7di like it =p
A woman writes to the IT Technical
support GuyDear Tech Support,Last year I
upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband
1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the
overall system performance,particularly in
the flower and jewellery applications,
which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many
other valuable programs, such asRomance
9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,and then
installed undesirable programs such as
NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and
Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
system.Please note that I have tried running
Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to
no avail.What can I do? Signed,
Reply...
DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an
Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0
is an operating system. Please enter
command: ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try
to downloadTears 6.2 and do not forget to
install the Guilt 3.0 update.If that
application works as designed, Husband1.0
should then automatically run the
applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember,overuse of the above
application can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please
note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program
that will download the Snoring Loudly
Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any
circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0(it
runs a virus in the background that will
eventually seize control of all your system
resources.) In addition, please do not
attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0
program.These are unsupported
applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In
summary, Husband 1.0 is a great
program,but it does have limited memory
and cannot learn new applications
quickly.You might consider buying additional
software to improve memory and
performance.We recommend: Cooking 3.0
and Good Looks 7.7.Good Luck Madam!
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Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Lesh elro3b
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Thursday, July 16, 2009
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
حسين الفضالة
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Monday, June 15, 2009
OMG
el5abr 6al3 esha3a ana a7ba :p
Dear All, Please don't eat anything out of home, today they discovered a swine flu case in MACDONALD's "Tarek El Nasr" (one of the staff), the government closed the branch, please advice every one you know. Some guy works near by Mac and he confirmed it's true
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112
bs atmna mayrdoon bnat l2nhom ynrfzooni =\
Friday, June 12, 2009
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Sunday, June 7, 2009
3ads
Inzain mu mmno3 ele5tla6 lesh mad3aitow elna2ebat 3yl eshm3na elnowab !!
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Saturday, June 6, 2009
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Friday, May 29, 2009
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Esm7oli mu li haldrja
Elmsh5ala o lonhm fsfori w7da wrdi o elthania a5'6r
Awl shai glt ymkn twhom sharenhom berawon a7d lma 6lait da5l wla feha elmobile o el5rabee6 y3ni 6l3t hathi 9j jn6thom mu '3shmraaa
Bejl6oni bstyilathom el'3rebaa
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Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Shga3deen yshofoon !?
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Sunday, May 24, 2009
Saturday, May 23, 2009
A7eeeh Yabo soosoo a7aaih
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Friday, May 22, 2009
Wleeen man5l9
Twhom dazenha li elhachers mn awl elsra6 be6e7on mnkthr mad3i 3laihom
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Thursday, May 21, 2009
HaTHi JdeeDa
O eli ysog kan yakl 7b aw bnak b3ad
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Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Hw =\
Bs elso2al elmohm hatha shlon ysogona
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Tuesday, May 19, 2009
INTA 7MAR !!!
Ana o rfejatii mswen emailat just 7agnaa
O an9dm ina ams klhom ygolon li eshfeech agolhom mafeni shai nmt embchr
Ygolon bs inte klmtena elfyr =\
Gltlgim shlon y3ni shbkt mn el7lm
Chan ygolon 5thaiti mna picz o gltii btswen folder feh kl 9wrna
Ana @@ chthee
Shno el9wr wla 9wr bdon 7jaab o 6l3atna
Al7en 7dii mani gadra aswii shai '3air as3i ina alla ya5tha
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Monday, May 18, 2009
Friday, May 15, 2009
Ga3deen NsoolF 3n elint5abaat chan tGool ana Magdr a9wt
6b3n ana 3la 6oool ambii inte Bdoon o.O
6b3n a8n3tni eb rdha " yalthola 3yl shlon knt m3ach blkolia "
Glt 3yl leesh i938tniii ebrdha
Oboi mayr'6a y36eeni eljnsiaa =\
Glt lha leeesh
Chan tgooli ygool 3shan mat76een bthmtch o Y6l3 mu zaain
Haw hatha eshy6l3 ba3d
Ambii wdi athb7hom '3atheeniiii
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Sunday, May 3, 2009
Hndi cool
الصراحه وايد شرح بس مادري ليش الهنود
كانو يطلعون من نادي القادسيه بالهبل
اشكثررررررررررررررررررررررهم
رفعت الكاميرا و صورته
ودي اعرف اهوا من داخل روحه هل يحس انه جميل
Monday, April 27, 2009
Friday, April 17, 2009
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Baby Name
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
shower
بس هذا مايعني ان المشكله راحت لا ليلحين و اليوم احس اني بلعت ماي بعد
المهم ليش مايسوون مشروع ان اول كل ممشى يحطون مبني
يصير فيه لوكرز و قسم حق الي بياخذ شاور
نفس النادي بالضبظ
يعني بدال لا الواحد يرد البيت يبدل و يروح الممشى
بعدين يتوهق بالسويج خصوصا اذا كانت المداليه كبيره
و يخلص يركب السياره و يخاف يبطل التكيف بس حر موت
يفتح الدرايش يلفحه هوا او تطير الشيله او اي شي
و يرد البيت ياخذ شاور و يبدل مره ثانيه و يرد يطلع
بالمبنى راح يختصرون كل شي
الي خلاني افكر بهالشغله شيين
اليوم كنت رايحه الممشى
اول ماوقفت على مااستوعب شاخذ و شسوي لفت نظري شي غريب جدامي
واحد لابس دشداشه بس رافعها لي خصره و تريننج
شوي ولا يطلع عزكم الله نعال من السياره و يفصخ جوتيه و يلبسها
شوي ولا يفصخ البنطرون ويبلس مكسر لووول
اوكي لحد يسألني ليش خزيتيه صج مادري ليش
وثاني شي لما مشيت خلصت طلعلي مشوار فجأه و قريب من الممشى حيل
بس اضطريت اني ارد البيت و على مارديت طلعت الا طايفه ساعتين
و انا بالطريج قعدت افكر صج ليش مايسولنا هالمبنى
نحط اغراضنا باللوكر نمشي نرد ناخذ الهدوم منها انتسبح نلبس نطلع
Monday, April 6, 2009
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Ehnii eljaw mu 9j al7een 9ar brrrrrrrrrrrd o m6r 5feef
7dii 7a8dt 3la elm6r mn ams o ana shaila elshmsia 2day lma 5letha 6ag
O ahm shai ina elmo'6ef eli bl6yara mswe 7wajba chainees t5aylow o lonhom bort8ali ana wla mrra shft ynii bs a7s ina ashkalhom nfsa
O bs lel7en elaw'a3 mosttba '3air wrma mofaj2a eb eedi bs mako shai
Chna elpic mgloba =p
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Sunday, March 8, 2009
starbucks elmothna
Cuz its the worst starbucks ever
5coo9n el fat Filipino hnaak mu 9j
Ana 7di 7osa o loya m3a elsfr
Umi busy o m5lia kl shai 3lai o ana 7ta eljm3ya ma7b aro7 haldor loyt sfr
Elmohm ytni 7alt eldw5an eli 7ta mali 5lg asolf aw asm3 a7d ysolf
Glt malo ela el a5 starbucks o iced espresso
Eli knt kla a5tha wgt el finals
W9lna o nzlna kan m3ai wld 5alti smarty bro
Galha I want amricano with caramel chan tgola WHAT
Galha amricano with caramel
Galtla do u want some flavor !!
Galha caramel !!
9ar dori gltlha I want iced espresso
Galt sorry we don't have something called iced espresso
Ana wihe 9ar chthe o.O
Glt wait shft wraha wla wla mktob bl56 el3ree'6 iced espresso
Glt lha this chan t5znii ebn'6rt emtn7a
Glt hla the small one with half stro
Glati ok ok
Fj2a wla order weld 5altii wla 7a6tla thlj o coffee o caramel
O ana msweta li maaaaai maiooooooo
So Mn elqahr man6rt len ard o aktb elpost mn elhome
@#$%^&*
Friday, March 6, 2009
alondon
next week inshalla bro7 london
adri tw elnas bs 9ayrtli salfa m3a elblog madri lesh maagdr adsh kl yom =\
so glt agol mn al7eeen
Sunday, February 22, 2009
وردتي
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
قبل امس امي قالت بنروح الدمام !! انا اول شي مارضيت بس بعد مفاوضات من امي و سمارتيز قلت اوكي
قعدت الفير و لبست العبات جني اخونجيه و مشينا
و طبعا انا رايحه و ماادري ليش اهما رايحين
سئلت جان يقولون يبون النقلي مكان يبيع حلو عاجبهم و ماكو اهني
و صلنا الدماام وو حوسه على ماطحنا على وسط المدينه على قولتهم
و احنا نحوووس جان خالتي " ام سمارتيز " فجأه تقول ويييييييييي
ترى المطحنه بالخبر =\
و اشوه انهم يم بعض و نروح الخبر
و نسأل عن المطحنه و نحوووووووس يالله لقيناها
و لما وصلنا ولا توها مسكره و تفتح بال 4 =p
تغدينا و افترينا على ماطلعنا و ردينا بدون لا حلو ولا ماحلوت
و احنا عند حدود الكويت جان امي تقول احنا ليش ماقعدنا نطرناه لما يفتح ؟؟
واي لا مو من صجهم استيعابهم مووو صج
و طبعا الرحله ماتخلو من الصور و الاشياء الغربيييه
مستوصف الزقزوق لطب الاسنان
خلصت الاسامي يعني ؟؟؟؟؟؟
يعني لا ونديز ولا هارديز هاندييز
و هذيلا اللذ وجبتيين عنده
البانزين بدا يخلص و لفينه على مكان مكتوب بانزين و ندور وندور ماكو بانزين بس ارض فاضيه
طلع بانزينهم معلق بالسقف
و احنا نفتر لقينا طلعم تحفه الصراحه
عبادي جوعان ؟؟