Thursday, October 1, 2009

lol 7di like it =p


A woman writes to the IT Technical

support GuyDear Tech Support,Last year I

upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband

1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the

overall system performance,particularly in

the flower and jewellery applications,

which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend

5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many
other valuable programs, such asRomance

9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,and then

installed undesirable programs such as

NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and

Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the

system.Please note that I have tried running

Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to

no avail.What can I do? Signed,

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an

Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0

is an operating system. Please enter

command: ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try

to downloadTears 6.2 and do not forget to

install the Guilt 3.0 update.If that

application works as designed, Husband1.0

should then automatically run the

applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember,overuse of the above

application can cause Husband 1.0 to

default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please

note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program

that will download the Snoring Loudly

Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any

circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0(it

runs a virus in the background that will

eventually seize control of all your system

resources.) In addition, please do not

attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0

program.These are unsupported

applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In

summary, Husband 1.0 is a great

program,but it does have limited memory

and cannot learn new applications

quickly.You might consider buying additional

software to improve memory and

performance.We recommend: Cooking 3.0

and Good Looks 7.7.Good Luck Madam!
Sent from my BlackBerry® smartphone from Zain Kuwait

1 comment:

Hope said...

So funny & a might B a little bit true =p