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A woman writes to the IT Technical
support GuyDear Tech Support,Last year I
upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband
1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the
overall system performance,particularly in
the flower and jewellery applications,
which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many
other valuable programs, such asRomance
9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,and then
installed undesirable programs such as
NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and
Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
system.Please note that I have tried running
Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to
no avail.What can I do? Signed,
Reply...
DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an
Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0
is an operating system. Please enter
command: ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try
to downloadTears 6.2 and do not forget to
install the Guilt 3.0 update.If that
application works as designed, Husband1.0
should then automatically run the
applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember,overuse of the above
application can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please
note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program
that will download the Snoring Loudly
Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any
circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0(it
runs a virus in the background that will
eventually seize control of all your system
resources.) In addition, please do not
attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0
program.These are unsupported
applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In
summary, Husband 1.0 is a great
program,but it does have limited memory
and cannot learn new applications
quickly.You might consider buying additional
software to improve memory and
performance.We recommend: Cooking 3.0
and Good Looks 7.7.Good Luck Madam!
Sent from my BlackBerry® smartphone from Zain Kuwait